His biggest moneymaker is, without question, "Merry Christmas Everyone". It’s the gift that keeps on giving. Every December, that song plays on loop, and Shakey gets a little richer.
That single alone has sold over a million copies. And it streams like crazy on Spotify every holiday season. That’s passive income at its most festive. You’re humming it right now, aren’t you?
But he didn’t stop there. In the 1980s, he had a staggering 33 consecutive UK Top 40 hits. That’s a streak longer than most marriages. Hits like "Oh Julie," "This Ole House," and "Green Door" kept the tour bus full and the bank account healthy.
The Touring Machine
Shakin’ Stevens is a touring beast. He still hits the road, and he fills venues. Why? Because people love a nostalgia party. You pay for a ticket, you get the leg kicks, the finger points, and the full 80s vibe.
He headlined the Here & Now tours with other icons like Rick Astley. Those tours made serious bank. A good nostalgia tour can net a performer millions per run. Shakey was front and center.
He also did a massive farewell tour called "Echoes of Our Times". Spoiler: he didn’t actually retire. He just took a little break and came back richer. Classic rock star move.