They’re there at the party, but they don’t want any attention. The chocolate chip cookie exists in a beautiful, low-caffeine zone—perfect for kids, pregnant people, and late-night snackers. No buzz, just bliss.
So next time someone asks, “Will this cookie keep me up at night?” you can laugh and say, “Only if you eat 200 of them.” That’s a challenge, not a warning.
Now, go enjoy that cookie. It’s basically a caffeine-free joy bomb. And if you’re still curious? Try a mocha chip cookie next time—that’s the only one that’ll give your heart a little flip-flop. Fair warning.
