Look, I’m not here to ruin your night. Wine is delicious. It’s cultural. It’s the reason cheese exists at parties. But knowing how many units are in a bottle is like knowing your credit card balance—uncomfortable but useful.
Next time someone asks, “How many units in that bottle?” you can say confidently: “About ten, give or take a dinner party lie.” Then pour them a glass. Because honestly? The real unit is enjoyment. Just don’t let it sneak up on you.
Cheers to that. And maybe pour a glass of water, too. Your future self will high-five you.
