So, how many McDonald’s are there in the UK? 1,450 and counting. It’s more than churches in some areas. It’s definitely more than public toilets. Welcome to Britain.
Next time you’re craving a Big Mac, remember this. You are never more than a 20-minute drive from one. Unless you’re on a remote Scottish island. Then you have a problem. But for the rest of us, the golden arches are our constant companion.
What a strange, wonderful world. Now go eat a cheeseburger. You earned it.
