So, how many cups of wine get you drunk? The answer is: enough to feel the glow, but not so many that you lose the stars. That magic number is different for everyone, and that’s okay—it’s what makes the search fun.
Remember: wine is a companion, not a destination. The best buzz is the one where you laugh a little too hard at a cat video, tell a friend they have great hair, and still remember to take off your makeup. You are not the wine’s job; you are the main character, and the wine is just a supporting actor. So raise your glass, clink with joy, and savor the moment—because the real drunkenness is the friends we made along the way. Cheers!
