You now have the secret to transforming a humble stalk into a smoky, irresistible treasure. The exact time is less important than the confidence to trust your instincts and have fun with the process.
So go ahead. Light that grill. Buy that extra bunch of asparagus. Experiment with a new spice or a different squeeze of citrus. The worst that happens is you make a funny face at a slightly charred spear, and the best that happens is you discover a new, brilliant way to make an ordinary evening feel extraordinary.
This is the magic of cooking: it’s a low-stakes adventure where the only bad move is not trying. Now get out there, make some glorious char lines, and taste how fun life can be when you’re just a little bit brave.
