Hey, it happens. You got distracted by a cat video. Your pasta is now a clumpy, sad mess.
First, don’t cry. It’s just flour and eggs. Rinse it under cold water to stop the cooking immediately.
You can then toss it in a little olive oil. It won’t be perfect, but you can probably salvage it for a cold pasta salad.
Or, just call it “pâté de pâtes” and serve it with a fancy fork. People will think you’re a genius.