Forget the charts. Forget the science. Here’s what you do: Brine for two hours. Set a timer. Go watch a movie. Come back, rinse the chops, pat them dry, and cook them like a hero.
If you crave more flavor, add spices. A bay leaf. Some peppercorns. A smashed garlic clove. The brine doesn’t need to be a complex potion. Simple works.
One Last Weird Fact
Did you know brining can change the color of the meat? A long brine turns pork slightly pinkish inside, even when fully cooked. Don’t panic. That’s just the salt and myoglobin doing a little dance. It’s harmless, and it tastes great.
So go ahead. Brine those chops. But be bold. Be brief. And for the love of all that is juicy, don’t leave them in overnight. Your taste buds—and your dinner date—will thank you.