Let’s be real: the Tube isn’t about speed—it’s about reliability and not hitting other trains. The trains weigh around 150 tons, so stopping distance is a big deal. If a Tube train went as fast as a bullet train, it’d need a mile to brake. Good luck with that in Oxford Circus.
Also, the tracks are narrow (they’re called “standard gauge,” but they’re really cute size). And the tunnels have sharp curves from when they were dug by hand. Going fast on a 90-degree bend is a recipe for a very loud “screeeeech” and a lot of grumpy passengers.
The Weirdest Speed Fact
Here’s a fun one: the Victoria line is the fastest on average because it’s newish and automated. It zooms along at about 28 mph average—but it feels like a rocket because the seats are hard and the lights flicker. Next time you’re on it, pretend you’re in a spaceship. It’s free entertainment.
And the Bakerloo line? Sweet summer child, it’s the slowest. Trains there chug along at an average of just 15 mph. That’s barely faster than a jog. But hey, at least you get to stare at the 1970s wallpaper patterns for longer.
London Underground Tube Train | High Speed Video Captured | 1080p - YouTube
Why isn’t the Tube faster? Because it’s the oldest metro in the world. It’s like a beloved grandpa who walks slowly but gets you where you need to go. Would you ask your grandpa to sprint? No. You’d just enjoy the ride and the stories.
