How Do I Get to Alton Towersの全体像を丁寧に掘り下げてご紹介します。

Some people cycle to Alton Towers. These people are superheroes or madmen. I saw a bloke once cycling up the final hill, dripping with sweat, wearing full Lycra. He looked like a human teabag that had been squeezed dry. He was smiling. He was also, I am convinced, a mirage. Don’t cycle unless you want your thighs to file for divorce.