Let’s be fair: Heathrow Terminal 3 isn’t evil. It’s just a very aggressive business that hates traffic jams. The charge keeps cars moving, reduces congestion, and funds the airport’s obsession with buying more concrete. So, pay the £5, kiss your person fast, and get out.
Or, better yet, take the Elizabeth Line. It’s cheap, it doesn’t charge you for breathing, and you can read this article on the train while silently laughing at everyone paying to park. You’re welcome.
