Service reviews are a mixed bag of highs and lows. Some servers are absolute legends—fast, funny, and wearing cool pins. Others look like they’d rather be backstage.
One glowing review said, “Our waitress air-guitared while taking our order. Iconic.” Another grumpy review claimed, “My water glass was empty for 40 minutes. I started to mourn it.”
It’s a lottery. But most people agree the staff handle the madness with surprising grace. They’re professionals in a T-shirt.
The Merch Shop: A Dangerous Trap
You can’t leave without passing the gift shop. It’s a siren song of overpriced shot glasses and baby onesies. Reviews call it “a delightful trap.”
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One reviewer bought a massive hoodie they didn’t need. They said, “I now wear it to bed and dream of drum solos.” Don’t fight it. Buy the pin. Buy the keychain. Embrace the cringe.
It’s a funny souvenir. You’ll look at it in five years and laugh. That’s the whole point.
