I’ve got a simple system. Look at their leaflets. Are they printed on shiny paper with a photo of them holding a shovel? Hard pass. That’s a career politician.
Look for the candidate who admits they don’t know everything. The one who says, “Yeah, the bins are a mess, but here’s my phone number.” That’s your person. Bonus points if they mention the Stamford Brook traffic jam by name.
And check their social media. If their last post is from 2026? Red flag. If they’re live-tweeting the council meeting about pigeons? Vote for them immediately.
Final, Very Unbiased Thoughts
Honestly, local politics is weirdly fascinating. It’s where you find out who cares about the park bench shortage or why the bus stop moved by three feet. You meet characters.
So, when the ballot comes in May 2026, don’t just tick the usual box. Read the names. Laugh at the silly promises. But also ask yourself: “Who do I trust with my rubbish?” Because that’s the real power here.
Now, go forth and be a civic menace. Or a very informed voter. Either way, I’ll be the one in the coffee shop, reading manifestos between sips. See you at the polls—or at that bake-off.
