One debtor tried to outsmart them. He sunk his car into a man-made pond. He thought it was genius. It was not.
The unit found it. With a metal detector and a drone. They then sent him a bill for pond-diving fees. That’s dedication, folks.
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Another person painted their car a different color every week. They called it ‘art.’ The unit called it ‘evidence’. They arrested him while he was holding a paintbrush.
Numbers That Will Blow Your Mind
This unit collects over £50 million a year. That’s more than most small countries’ budgets. And they do it with just a handful of officers.
They handle 100,000 cases annually. That’s one case every five minutes. It’s like a fast-food drive-thru for justice.
Their success rate? Over 85%. That’s higher than most politicians’ approval ratings. And they don’t even smile for cameras.
