So, what’s really allowed at a Patriots game? Your enthusiasm, your clear bag, and your tiny clutch. Everything else is a gamble. The policy is strict, but it’s also weirdly democratic. Tom Brady (when he was there) had to follow the same rules. Okay, he probably didn’t, but in theory, he did.
Just remember: leave the opaque bags at home. Bring a clear bag, a small clutch for your secrets, and a jacket stuffed with snacks. You’ll pass through security faster than a Mac Jones screen pass. And if you do get stopped? Blame it on the traffic.
