Freezing is just water throwing a tantrum. But it’s a useful tantrum.
It preserves your pizza. It makes hockey possible. It turns rain into magic sparkles.
Next time you scrape your windshield, remember: you are battling molecular lock-in. You are a tiny god with a plastic scraper.
And if you stick your tongue on a frozen pole? Well, that’s a story for the ER waiting room. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
