So, can you eat watermelon on an empty stomach? Absolutely. You’ll be hydrated, nutrient-packed, and possibly a little gaseous. But that’s the price of summer bliss. Think of it as your body’s way of saying, “Thanks for the spa treatment—now get out of my way.”
And if anyone gives you a weird look while you’re standing in the kitchen at 6 AM dripping watermelon juice down your chin, just say, “I’m detoxing.” It’s not a lie—you’re just detoxing with a side of musical tummy. Enjoy the melon, you beautiful freak.
