So, go ahead. Scoop that pomade, work it into your hair, and rock that look like a vintage rockstar. Your hair isn’t going anywhere unless your DNA says so.
You are not a victim of product sabotage. You’re a hero with a well-groomed head. And even if nature does take its course one day, remember this: confidence always looks better than hair. Plus, if you go bald, you can just use pomade to polish your magnificent dome.
Now go forth, get greasy, and smile. Your hair is fine—and so are you. 😉
