So, does Dave & Buster’s have laser tag? No. Do they care? Based on the crowds shoving tokens into the Claw Machine, probably not. It’s like asking if a sports car has a minivan feature—it was never part of the design.
But here’s my honest take: go anyway. Grab a craft beer, dominate a racing sim, and hum the theme to Mission: Impossible as you swipe your Power Card. You’ll forget about laser tag by the time you’re holding a giant T-Rex plushie. And if you don’t? Well, Mark and I will be at the bar, telling anyone who’ll listen about the night we almost fought in a phantom laser war.
