So, does Cincinnati have hard water? Yes, absolutely, without a doubt. It’s not the hardest in the Midwest (I’m looking at you, Indianapolis), but it’s hard enough to make you think twice before skipping the water filter. If you’re a new transplant like my sister was, you’ll notice it within the first five minutes of showering. If you’re a local, you’ve probably already given up and embraced the chalky taste as part of your identity.
Look, you could fight the hard water, or you could just accept it as part of Cincinnati’s quirky charm. It’s the price we pay for living on a gorgeous river with ancient limestone foundations. Pour yourself a glass, add a lemon wedge, and pretend it’s mineral water from a fancy spa. Trust me—after a few years, you won’t even taste the rocks. (Okay, maybe you will, but at least you’ll have strong bones.)
