So, does cheese go out of date? Yes, but only if you let the vibes dictate. Use your eyes, your nose, and a little common sense. Hard cheese is a patient friend. Soft cheese is a ticking clock. And if you’re ever unsure, just remember the golden rule: When in doubt, eat it on a cracker. If the cracker feels betrayed by the flavor, you waited too long.
Now go check your fridge. That forgotten wedge might be waiting for its comeback tour. Or it might be waiting to teach you a smelly lesson. Either way, you’ll have a story.
