Next time you’re at a grocery store, staring at the wall of bottles, remember this: You are not choosing a drink. You are choosing a vibe.
Grab the mineral water if you want to pretend you’re a wellness guru. Grab the sparkling water if you want to feel like a rebel without a cause (or a sugar crash). Either way, you’re still paying $4 for water, and that’s the real joke.
So, cheers to the bubbles and the stillness. May your thirst be quenched, and your burps be discreet. You’re welcome.
