Here’s my final take, served with a side of sass: Meghan Markle might have given birth naturally. Or she might have had a mix of epidural, gas, and a nice glass of rosé. It doesn’t matter. The only people who should care are her doctor, her partner, and maybe the Queen’s ghost, who is definitely rolling her eyes from beyond.
What does matter is that Lilibet is healthy, and that Meghan and Harry are busy making a living by telling us about their feelings. So next time someone asks, "Did she give birth naturally?" just look them dead in the eye and say, "She gave birth to a baby. That’s the only miracle we need." Then change the subject to how Prince George eats his toast crusts—because that’s a debate we can actually win.
(P.S. If you really need an answer: Yes, she did. No, she didn’t. Maybe? Honestly, I just made up this whole article based on vibes. But isn’t that exactly what the royal rota does?)
