Don’t believe every creepy story you hear. Sometimes the truth is weirder and funnier than the lie. Gein’s legacy isn’t a final kill. It’s a brain in a mason jar at a flea market.
So next time someone whispers "Ed Gein killed a nurse," you can whisper back. "Nope. But he did knit a mean scarf." And that’s the weird, wonderful truth.
Go share that at a party. You’ll be the most interesting person in the room.
