The build-up is half the battle. You see the promos on Instagram—Eubank Jr. flexing his abs, Benn snarling like he just stepped on a Lego. Your brain goes, “I need to be there for history.” But let’s be real: you just want to see a good scrap and maybe shout “Get in!” with a beer in your hand.
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It’s like that feeling when you buy a lottery ticket—you know the odds are terrible, but you spend the next two hours dreaming of what you’ll do with the winnings. Only here, the winnings are a ticket that costs as much as a small appliance.
The Resale Roulette
So you miss the first release. No sweat, you think. You’ll just check the resale market. Big mistake. Resale prices are like when your mum asks for the Wi-Fi password—absurdly inflated and nobody knows why. I saw a pair of tickets for £900 each. For that money, I could buy a used sofa and a new kettle.
My neighbor, Kevin, once paid resale for a Billy Joel concert. He spent the whole night complaining about the cost, and I told him, “Kevin, you didn’t buy ticket—you bought a memory of financial regret.” He still hasn’t forgiven me.
