Look, I love Gorilla Glue as much as the next person who builds a wobbly bookshelf. It’s a miracle for wood, plastic, and ruined garden gnomes. But your cuts? They are not a type of surface. They are you. Treat them with kindness.
So, can you use Gorilla Glue on a cut? Technically, yes, you physically can. You could also use a cheese grater as a hairbrush, but we don’t do that either. Let’s be smarter than our impulses. Stick to bandaids, please. Your skin—and your future self—will thank you.
Now go fix that wobbly table leg with the rest of that glue. And maybe keep it far, far away from your first aid kit. You’re welcome.
