The Met Police released a statement. It’s all very official and uses words like “unexplained.” Which is code for “we have no idea either, but we’re not admitting that.”
They’re doing door-to-door inquiries. Imagine being the neighbor who has to explain why you were out at 3 AM feeding the geese. Awkward.
A cordon remains in place. So if you were planning a romantic rowboat ride today? Postpone it. Unless your idea of romance includes yellow tape and forensic tents.
Murder in London's Hyde Park: Police launch probe after man's body
A Darker, Stranger Side Note
Here’s a fun fact that no one asked for: this isn’t the first body found in Hyde Park. It’s almost a quirky tradition at this point. But today’s feels different.
Maybe it’s because the weather was so gorgeous. Or because the news cycle was so quiet beforehand. We needed a plot twist, I guess. But ouch, what a plot twist.
I keep thinking about the person. Who were they? Were they having a good day before… well, you know? Did they see the same sky I saw this morning? Chills.
