I remember the first time I saw the “Back for a limited time” sign. I felt pure joy. Like seeing an old friend who owes you a fiver and actually pays up. Then, the anxiety sets in.
You start planning your visits. “Okay, I’ll have one on Monday. And maybe Wednesday. And definitely Friday.” It’s a whole schedule. And then the end date hits, and you’re left with a sad McFlurry and a memory.
Is this emotional manipulation? Absolutely. Is it working? Yes, every single time.
The “Last Supper” Strategy
Here’s my advice: don’t panic. But also, panic a little. The last week is chaos. Everyone and their mum is ordering one. The drive-thru queue becomes a permanent line.
You need a plan. Go at a weird time. 10:30 AM on a Tuesday? Perfect. You’ll beat the lunch rush and the sadness. Order it with extra bacon because you deserve it.
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And for the love of all that is holy, don’t forget the bacon. It’s the difference between a good memory and a legendary one.
