Scary novels are like safety drills for your soul. They let you feel fear in a controlled, cozy environment. You get the adrenaline rush without the actual danger.
Plus, they’re great party conversation. Mention House of Leaves and watch people either run away or beg to borrow it. Either way, you win.
So grab a blanket, lock your door, and pick one. Just don’t blame me if you sleep with the lights on tonight. You’re welcome.
