So, how do you know if you’ve found the best one? You do the jump test. Get in the bra. Jump up and down. If nothing moves except your hair, you’ve won.
Next, the reach test. Reach for something high on a shelf. Your bra should stay put, not ride up your back like a scared cat.
Finally, the breath test. Can you inhale? Good. Can you eat a whole pizza without the band leaving a red mark? Perfect.
Go forth and find your unicorn bra. Your shoulders will sing. Your back will relax. And you’ll finally stop adjusting yourself every ten seconds. It’s the best kind of freedom. Happy hunting.
