In the end, your “after” face is still your face. It just has a new haircut, metaphorically speaking. You’ll get used to it. You’ll find a new angle for selfies. You’ll learn to love the sharp jawline that pokes your pillow at night.
And the best part? You can now smile without your cheeks lifting up to crowd your eyes. You can wink without the rest of your face winking along. You’re lean, you’re mean, and you’re probably still eating pizza, because let’s be real—faces come and go, but pizza is forever.
So, if you’re on this journey, just know: the mirror might feel a little weird for a while. But that’s okay. You’re not losing your face. You’re just winning a cheekier version of yourself. And that’s something to smile about—even if you have to practice it in the car first.
