So, are the shops open? Yes, but no. It’s a quantum state of retail. Until you check, every shop is both open and closed at the same time. Schrödinger’s supermarket.
Here’s my advice: treat it like a treasure hunt. If the shop you want is closed, find a different one. Or just give up. Eat beans on toast. Read a book. The world won’t end.
And remember: you’re not alone. Everyone on your street is wondering the exact same thing. You are part of a grand, silly, human tradition. Enjoy the mystery. Go outside. And if all else fails, the corner shop has your back.
Happy Bank Holiday, you beautiful, confused creature.
