You know how Apple TV announcers have perfect diction? They never stumble. They never say “um.” It’s almost suspicious. Are they robots? Are they aliens who learned English from a 1980s sitcom?
I’ve decided they’re all secretly voice actors from video games. Tonight’s announcer? Probably voiced Mario in a past life. You cannot convince me otherwise. Just imagine him saying, “It’s-a home run!” and try not to smile.
It’s too late. You smiled. I win.
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