If you’ve ever watched Celebrity Big Brother through a hungover haze, you’ll know exactly the vibe. Katie and Kerry don’t do PR filters—they do unfiltered, anarchic, “let’s talk about our divorces while eating a bag of chips” energy. And I am here for it.
They spent a solid ten minutes bickering about who had the worst plastic surgery story. Katie won, obviously—her eyebrow nearly migrated to her hairline mid-sentence. (Okay, I’m exaggerating. But barely.) The audience, a mix of loyal fans and bewildered partners dragged along, was howling.
The Real Talk Behind the Glitter
Here’s the thing that caught me off guard: beneath the troweled-on fake tan and the verbal chaos, these two are whipsmart about their money and their media brand. When someone asked about their “regrets,” Kerry got quiet and said, “I regret thinking I had to be perfect.” Boom. That hit harder than a hangover on a Monday morning.
Katie—who once sold a picture of her dog for £50k—admitted that her “brand” is basically selling the mess. “People don’t want me to be fixed,” she shrugged. “They want to watch me trip over a carpet in heels.” And you know what? She’s not wrong. We’re all rubbernecking at the car crash, but she’s the one selling the tow truck.
An evening with Katie Price and Kerry Katona at EMC — We Are Harpenden
Side note: at one point, Kerry tried to recount a story about a shared ex-boyfriend, and Katie just yelled, “Love, bin that memory. We’re here for the new drama.” The crowd lost it. I nearly choked on my wine.
