Absolutely. This candle is a status symbol for people who refuse to be broke. It says you have taste, but also a bank account that isn’t crying.
It burns for about 30-35 hours. That’s 35 hours of pretending you’re a calm, put-together adult who doesn’t eat cereal for dinner. Worth every penny.
So next time you’re at Aldi, grab a wedge of brie, some weird chocolate, and this candle. Light it, inhale the budget luxury, and laugh at anyone who pays full price. You’ve won.
