So who is the senator for Texas? It’s two people who couldn’t be more different if you ordered them from a catalog. One reads children’s books on the floor. The other posts dog pics.
They both love Texas fiercely. They both hate the cold. And they both know that everything is bigger in Texas—including the drama.
Next time you see a news headline about Ted Cruz fighting, remember: John Cornyn is probably quietly fixing the problem. Together, they’re like a spicy taco and a soothing glass of milk.
Now you can impress your friends at a barbecue: “Oh, you didn’t know about the chocolate milk filibuster?” You’re welcome. Go Big Tex.
