Her name (I think) is Linda, and she’s from Ohio. She’s got a beehive hairdo that defies gravity and a scepter that’s literally a fancy curtain rod. In the first video, she’s “holding court” in her living room while her husband, Bob, films and sighs loudly.
“Bow, peasant!” she yells at the family dog. The dog does not bow. It farts. Linda declares that a “royal decree of silence” is now in effect. Bob mutters, “We’re out of milk.” Linda ignores him. This is peak comedy.
The Royal Decrees
Each video has a title like “Queen Linda Declares Pizza Friday Official” or “Coronation Cake Disaster.” My personal favorite? “The Tea Incident.” She tried to make tea in a plastic tiara, and it melted. She blamed spies from the neighboring kingdom—aka the HOA board.
She has a Royal Decree Book that’s just a spiral notebook from the dollar store. In one clip, she reads aloud: “Decree #12: No one may step on the royal rug unless they have a proper bow.” Bob steps on the rug. She squirts him with a spray bottle. He does not flinch. Marriage goals?
